How do you deal with an irrational, socially inept moron?

a) Be the mature one. Ignore and/or pretend like he/she doesn’t exist.

b) Stoop to his/her level and yell back in the most childish way you can think of.

c) Kick them.

d) Create a Venn Diagram outlining similarities between he/she and a pathetic loser.

e) Throw a pie in their face.

f) B to E

In a world where things would go un-punishable, I would definitely go for option f). (Evil grin).

Unfortunately, I’m too cowardly (or sensible?) to stir up trouble, so I’ll restrict my anger to thoughts and fantasies  : D

What would you do?

PS. If I’ve scared off anyone with my psychotic rant, apologies. There are only so many ‘constructive’ ways one can express their anger : )